On the heels of this controversy, I offer some advertising ancestors in the theme of "Pretty Like Mommy."
I'm not sure where this last one fits in but I felt compelled to warn future generations about the dangers of dreaded "Knuckle-Grime", an epidemic nearly wiped out but seeing a resurgence since the modern woman spends too much time working and involving herself in politics and not enough spot checking her family's knuckles.